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Three on a Match

by Hal Dolls

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1.
It's all that you know. It's everywhere you go. It's all that you know. It's everywhere you go. Feel my brain, feel my brain, feel my brain...fall out of my head. It's the way you fix your hair. It's the way you stop and stare. It's the way you fix your hair. It's the way you stop and you stare. Feel my brain, feel my brain, feel my brain...fall out of my head. It's all that you lack. It's never coming back. It's all that you lack. It's never coming back. Feel my brain, feel my brain, feel my brain...fall out of my head. Feel my brain, feel my brain, feel my brain...fall out of my head.
2.
Laundromat 01:28
Laundromat Standing in the laundromat Everything's going 'round Wonder where Mom went She's been gone awhile Just watching all the clothes go 'round Just watching all the clothes go 'round Waiting in the airport I like the airport air Like to look at people Everybody going somewhere Put a quarter in the TV chair Put a quarter in the TV chair Waiting in the stairwell Under the skylight You don't answer the bell So I guess I'll go home tonight I'll get a good night's sleep I'll get a good night's sleep There's always something to look forward to There's always something to look forward to There's always something to look forward to When you're a guy like me When you're a guy like me When you're a guy like me When you're a guy like me, yea
3.
I might act stupid, but I've been through school I might act crazy, but I ain't nobody's fool I might do this and I just might do that I might act loopy, but I know where I'm at... And I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. I don't kill 'em - HEY! They might know my order up at the bar Sometimes I might talk to myself in the car I might take cover when it's stormin' outside And grit my teeth and pull my hair while I hide... But I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. I don't kill 'em - HEY! I might drink whiskey like it's going' out of style And ramble on about life for a while I might get paranoid and get in my head That you all hate me and you want me dead... But I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. No, I don't kill people. I don't kill 'em - HEY!
4.
Big Dumb Fun 02:00
Big Dumb Fun (lyrics by Doug Maxson) Welcome to Apoplectic City Yea, you and me we're sittin' kinda pretty My crap guitar and you sing the ditty Oh my god, in this dirty dirty city Tired versus wired and toe-to-toe they go and go Feeling so inspired but you got no place to go and go So then you're getting fired and they tell you where to go and go Never getting hired so you tell them where to go and go Welcome to Apoplectic City Yea, you and me we're sittin' kinda pretty My crap guitar and you sing the ditty Oh my god, in this dirty dirty city
5.
Low Blow 03:21
When I wanted you, I said, "Come on, come on - let's go!" (You said NO.) Then you tell me "Baby, baby, let me be your man." (Catch me if you can.) Cuz when I wanted you, you said NO. When I wanted you, you were a NO SHOW. Now you want me, baby, that's a LOW BLOW. When I wanted you, I said, "Hey hey, let's fool around." (You turned me down.) Then you tell me "Honey, honey, how about a kiss?" (What did I miss?) Cuz when I wanted you, you said NO. When I wanted you, you were a NO SHOW. Now you want me, baby, that's a LOW BLOW. When I wanted you, I said, "Come on, come on - let's play!" (You ran away.) Now you tell me "Honey, honey, won't you stay the night?" (That ain't right.) Cuz when I wanted you, you said NO. When I wanted you, you were a NO SHOW. Now you want me, baby, that's a LOW BLOW. You said NO. You were a NO SHOW. It was a LOW BLOW.
6.
I Won't Tell 03:53
I Won't Tell (lyrics by Doug Maxson) I saw you in a downtown coop The tub beside the kitchen sink That's the only time I crossed that stoop You were gone again for years in a wink Oh yea, I'll feel bad But I won't tell Ooh yea, I'll feel bad But I won't tell I saw you in a restaurant window You were at a table sitting with friends I doubled back but I couldn't show That's just not the way that this story ends Oh yea, I'll feel bad But I won't tell Hell yea, I'll feel bad But I won't tell Here we go! Oh yea, I'll feel bad But I won't tell . . .
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No Regrets 05:01
No Regrets If you’ve got no regrets, babe, ain’t got no business with me. Not a single regret? Oh, I find that hard to believe… If you’re not sorry for a solitary thing you have done, You’ve either got no soul or don’t know how to have fun… If you’ve got no regrets, babe, ain’t got no business with me. And if you ain’t got no skeletons, ain’t got no bones …in the corners or the closets, may as well go on home… ‘Cuz if you ain’t got no skeletons, ain’t got no past, I don’t wanna be the first and sure as hell won’t be the last. If you’ve got no bones, BABY, go ahead and leave me alone. And if you’ve got no junk in your trunk, no need to give me a call. You’ve got no business checkin SHIT at the door…with baggage that small… ‘cuz if you ain’t got no baggage, no hard history, You’re either lyin through your teeth, or you’re too good for me. If you’ve got no junk in your trunk, ain’t got no business at all. If you’ve got no regrets, babe, ain’t got no business with me. Not a single regret? Oh, I find that hard to believe… If you’re not sorry for a solitary thing you have done, You’ve either got no soul or don’t know how to have fun… If you’ve got no regrets, babe, ain’t got no business with me.
8.
Funky Downtown (lyrics by Doug Maxson) I was doing pretty good I was feeling mighty fine Till I ran into An old friend of mine I said, "What's your hurry? Got no place you gotta go." He said, "What's your worry? If we're lucky it might snow." So we went downtown And it started to rain We were getting pretty wet But we weren't feeling any pain We were being kind of funky Started getting sort of loud Before we even knew it We had gathered quite a crowd You might have heard some yelling You might have heard some screams Might have rolled around in bed Thought you were having some bad dreams What went on that night I better not tell Don't want to go to jail Already did my time in hell You know I might be running But you know I'm never scared My ass I got it covered Though the rest of me is bared
9.
You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby if you're gonna treat me that way You don't get to be my baby, BABY. You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby if you're gonna treat me that way You don't get to be my baby, BABY. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No! No! No! No! You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby if you're gonna treat me that way You don't get to be my baby, BABY. You don't get to have your way You don't get to have your way You don't get to have your way No matter what you say, no You don't get to have your way now BABY. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No! No! No! No! You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby if you're gonna treat me that way You don't get to be my baby, BABY. You don't get to put me down now You don't get to put me down now You don't get to put me down now I DON'T WANT YOU ANYHOW NOW You don't get to put me down now BABY. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No! No! No! No! You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get it, you can't have it You don't get to be my baby. You don't get to be my baby. You. Don't. Get. To. Be. My. Baby. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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Recorded 7-8-20 at LaLaLand in Louisville, KY.
Great thanks to Anne Gauthier for getting that day to sound this good.

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released November 25, 2020

© 2020 Hal Dolls ALL RIGHTS RESERVED except #10 © Gone Gator Music and Wild Gator Music, used with permission.

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"Feel My Brain"* was the brainchild of early 90s Lexington punk band Babyshit Brown (Erin Fitzgerald, Joe Turner, Adam Neal).
*Original title back then was "Are You Drunk Because You're Stupid, Or Are You Stupid Because You're Drunk?"
(Lyrics by Joe Turner)
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Doug Maxson, on "Laundromat":
Charles Schultz wrote this song and we did it in the Dickbrains, we reprised it for Your Food, and he carried it further with the Bulls. All that was so long ago, yet I've wanted to do another version ever since.
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“I Don’t Kill People” and “Low Blow” - both written by Erin Fitzgerald - were first played by the Louisville 90s punk trio “Supervillains” (Erin Fitzgerald, Sue Bailey, Amber Kreutzer). SV FOREVER!
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"Funky Downtown" was written by Doug Maxson while playing in the band Trim.
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"(You Don't Get to) Be My Baby" was born during Ladies Rock Camp - a program of Girls Rock Louisville - in October 2017. LRC band "Clowder" included Erin Fitzgerald (vocals), Holli Grant (guitar), Tiffany Schlatter-Wiedeman (bass), and Jax Heinzen (drums). Band coach was Jerika Jones. Thanks, Clowder! Thanks, Girls Rock Louisville! Y'all rock!
(lyrics by Erin Fitzgerald)
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“Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” (Tom Petty/Mike Campbell) © Gone Gator Music and Wild Gator Music, used with permission.

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Hal Dolls Louisville, Kentucky

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Doug Maxson - guitar, vocals

Erin Fitzgerald - guitar, vocals

Matt Whitaker - drums

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